But far on the deep there are billows And I have seen Thoughts in the Valley- Do you ask me the place of the Valley, And God and His angels are there; FATHER RYAN. THIS SIDE AND THAT. HE rich man sat in his father's seat THE Purple an' linen, an' a' thing fine! To the rich man's table ilk dainty comes; The puir man fain wad hae dined on the crumbs, Servants prood, saft-fitit an' stoot, Stan' by the rich man's curtained doors; Cam to the puir man an' lickit his sores. The rich man deed, an' they buried him gran'; But the angels tuik up the beggar-man, The guid upo' this side, the ill upo' that— But his brithers they eat, an' they drink, an' they chat, An' care na a strae for their father ha'. The trowth's the trowth, think what ye will; GEORGE MACDONALD. THE WONDERS OF GENEALOGY. "THE HE child is father to the man." Hence the child would be paternal grandfather to the man's child. But the latter child being also father to the man, would be, therefore his own paternal grandfather. Hence this latter child would have two paternal grandfathers, both children, of which he himself was one. Now, this rule being universal, the other child would likewise be his own grandfather, and hence great-great-grandfather to the before-mentioned child. But these two children were each father to the man—a state of affairs which can be accounted for only on the ground that one of them was a step father. That is, they both married the same wife. It is presumable that the one who was great-great-grandfather of the other married her first, for if not, the other would have married one of his direct females ancestors before she was married. This borders on the improbable. It is, then, only left to assume that the child married his great-great-grandmother, after the death of his great-greatgrandfather. This brings us to the startling conclusion that the child is step-great-great-grandfather to himself. So was it when the world began? If so, this is a convincing argument on the side of evolution.-Yale Record. MY In faith, and hope, and charity; H. W. LONGFELLOW. 9: K NO KISS. ISS me, Will," sang Marguerite, Holding up her dainty mouth, Sweet as roses born in June. Ten years pass, and Marguerite Praying, "Won't you kiss me, sweet?” 'Rite is seventeen to-day, With her birthday ring she toys For a moment, then replies: "I'm too old—I don't kiss boys." THE LISPING LOVER. H! thtay one moment, love implorth, And yet how thad to be tho weak, How mournful, too, while thuth I kneel, Or yet to fanthy that I hear A thudden order to decamp, Ath dithagreeably thevere Ath-"Get out, you infernal thcamp!" Yet recklethly I pauthe by thee, To lithp my hopeth, my fearth, my careth, Though any moment I may be Turning a thomerthet down the thtairth! |